Inside voices please.

Stinky Smelly Fishy Dick

Had a wank last night and it was shit

Turned on porn,

Felt too much guilt, 

Then I came,

My cum like silt,

And then I lay, 

flat In my bed,

Thoughts of them,

Running through my head,

Whilst a well formed,

Collected in my naval,

I stared at it longingly,

Oh, how the turn tables,

Of all the things I could have been,

We should have been,

I kept staring, 

The idle thoughts,

Turned to guilt again,

The well overflowed,

To the sheets below,

I kept staring,

Letting the doom flow,

Then I picked up a sock,

I mopped up my slop,

Three-pointer to the corner,

And into slumber I dropped.