My world feels small today Smaller than yesterday Smaller than the day before I’m shrinking as the world around me grows I was a mouse yesterday Now a cockroach Tomorrow an ant And who knows how much smaller after that I wasn’t always this small It wasn’t long ago I was an elephant Roaming through…

I need to learn to cook I need to learn to cook So I think I’ll buy An air fryer Slow clooker And microwave I don’t like the oven anymore Or the hob or the kettle It feels outdated Like museum displays at the yorvik centre, I want to boil my water in the air…

Had a wank last night and it was shit Turned on porn, Felt too much guilt,  Then I came, My cum like silt, And then I lay,  flat In my bed, Thoughts of them, Running through my head, Whilst a well formed, Collected in my naval, I stared at it longingly, Oh, how the turn…

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